"Madame, bear in mind That princes govern all things--save the wind." -Victor Hugo, The Infanta's Rose

Sunday, October 23, 2005

More proof the end is near: Anti-Christ will be in auto sales

Hot on the heels of my earlier post in which Pat Robertson opined that the spate of recent natural disasters was an omen of the end times, comes that other respected global theorist and religious scholar ... Alice Cooper. Um, yeah, him. Last week the aging shock-rocker stated on contactmusic.com that he believes the apocalypse is imminent.

"Everybody is aware of the end of time - the floods, the tsunami, the hurricanes. It's Revelations. It's all supposed to happen," Cooper said. "I know where it's going because, according to the Bible, it's like this for a while and then we'll see the Antichrist, who's going to be the smoothest car salesman you've ever seen in your life."

"He's going to be like Gandhi. He's going to be the guy you never expected, because he's saving everybody. That's the guy you've got to worry about."

The "School's Out" icon claims that current world conditions match the forecast presented in the Bible's prophetic Book of Revelation. And Cooper's qualifications for this insight are.... er, that his father was a preacher. I'm not making this up.

OK, I don't know about you but I'm convinced. If someone tries to lowball me a loaded cherry Coupe DeVille, I'm heading for the hills. Talk about your Buyer's Remorse.

Beware! Vehicle Of Doom!


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