Inner Peace
Happy Monday.
I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how fucking good I feel.
I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how fucking good I feel.
6 Comments:
At 11/07/2005 01:01:00 PM, April said…
hahaha, yeah if you did that, I bet you feel REAL good right now!
Happy Monday to you too!
At 11/07/2005 09:28:00 PM, Janelle said…
LOL...I wish I could do that, but I have a toddler to think about and if I'm to smashed to take care of myself who is going to watch her.
At 11/08/2005 01:28:00 AM, Mr. Toast said…
Yes, it's a joke! I haven't really gotten that wasted since the New Year's Eve party several years ago when I took off my pants and, er, ah ... never mind.
At 11/08/2005 06:37:00 AM, Anonymous said…
And you are how old, Mr. Toast?
At 11/08/2005 11:58:00 AM, Mr. Toast said…
Young enough to want to, old enough to know how. Old enough to know better, young enough to say "WTF" and do it anyway...
At 11/08/2005 02:43:00 PM, Anonymous said…
Touche! :-)
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