"Madame, bear in mind That princes govern all things--save the wind." -Victor Hugo, The Infanta's Rose

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Greetings from Tralfamadore

In case I have any readers left whatsoever who may be wondering why no new posts of any significance have appeared in this space for the last two weeks or more, I have a sure-fire excuse: a UFO landed in my back yard, and aliens abducted me to a distant planet where I have been living in a glass bubble with a buxom blonde porn star while my hosts observe my every move. (Mrs. Toast is not amused by this.)

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Hopefully this dry spell will be over soon, and I'll be back to posting those pithy nuggets you all (both of you) know and love so well.

So it goes.


  • At 7/29/2007 07:52:00 PM, Blogger ss69camaro said…

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  • At 7/29/2007 07:53:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    We are patiently waiting for you to get back into your groove. Oh, and sorry for "yelling" at you in the last post, I'm one of thos obnoxious typers that write in all caps much of the time... I talk like that in real person too so its much quieter on screen...

    I find your posts very entertaining, and can't wait til the next post... even if it is some bullshhhhh story about porn stars and aliens.

  • At 7/30/2007 04:12:00 PM, Blogger Sphincter said…

    Hey, those must be the same aliens that prevent me from posting sometimes! Except I never get any porn star hotties. Dang.


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